So... I think it would be boring to personally give a touch to every floor. I have like... Ok, don't remind me of the long list of floors to be done and pick something to put in there. I will just use a randomizer on which floors I will personally edit and leave the rest to randomizer as always. I like its name.

First floor huh? I feel like I heard that somewhere but with a different context. What am I even talking about? Anyway, let's stay on the first floor. So visitors won't say I'm lazy. Not that they are wrong but nobody likes being called lazy.

FIRST FLOOR! FOCUS!

Since it's the first floor, or maybe the face of the dungeon itself not that it got the face with its bottomless pit style. First, the boss's room! Always start with the boss's room! That's rule number 1! Shall we get a high potential boss with an average level or just take the highest level boss and smack everybody with my bragging rights? Tough choice...

Hmmm...

hmm...

Okay, let's place a unique Dragon.

Nah! So cliche, so obvious! Let's just place Gia for now. It would scare the crap out of somebody when they see an actual moving god. Or is she one? I'm not sure but let's see. It would be hilarious to see somebody prostrating inside a dungeon when they see the boss looks like the one they revere.

Wait... Let me just shape up the boss's room first. I got excited over summoning a boss for the first time.

Hmmm... Ok... A little flower there and lots of grass should do it. Then little critters? Are they free? Ok then. Should it have a lake? A huge figure of a woman would be matching with a lake. She would be made of soil right? Oh? She was born from earth and wood? That's kinda cool. Let's give her a fishing pole so she won't get bored. Right. Let's do that.

Will fishing be fun? Spend long hours of sitting waiting for something to bite... Well... I'm curious about how Gia would spend her time in the boss room. Let's give her a pole the size a human will use to troll her.

Ok... First summoning! Shall I scream for it? Wait... How do I summon? Think about it? Press on the menu? Let's try thinking about it first to see if it will work. It would be cool.

HNNNNnngggggg......

This is kinda hard... and possibly not working. Ok, I should just press the menu. And... Boop.

Gia(Fake) has been appointed for the boss of Floor#1! Achievement unlocked! Title unlock!

Ohhh, Talk about bragging rights! Lemme see what I got.

Achievement unlocked! The first boss gained! +20 Dungeon points!

Well... that's lame. I guess everybody gets this achievement when they get their first boss. I just got it delayed by a few... nevermind. Let's see the title!

The title "Abbys Creator" gained! Summoned the strongest current floor boss in the record by far! Bonus: +10 to unit size for the current floor.

I don't know if its a pun or not but really? Abbys' creator? I can just look down and see the Abbys. Well... The Plus 10 unit size will come in handy I guess. I have 30 so now 40. That helped a lot. Before that, what's Gia's stats? I hope she doesn't suck too much with a potential of 2 points.

Name: Gia(Fake) Title: Mirror Image Level: 3952 Str: 23,982 Dex: 200 Int: 5172 Life: 252,891,621 Mana: 2,863,298 Evasion: 0.1% Potential: 2 Max Lvl Cap: 4,000   Short Description: A failed version of Gia. Though it is a failure, it has ridiculous strength and intelligence. Skills:  

Harden LVL99(max) - Turn own's body as hard as a diamond for a short duration. The current duration of 20 seconds.

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Throw Boulders LVL 52 - Hurl chunks of boulders summoned from the current location. Size depends on Mana used.

Longing LVL1(Max) - For 0.2 seconds, copy half of the original Gia's strength.

Summon Golem LVL87 - Summon a golem with 10% of original stats. Can have a maximum of 20 golems.

Consume LVL10(max) - Consume a nearby golem to regain 20% of the golem's current health.

Well, ain't you scary...

I feel like I'm cheating. Ok, maybe cheating a lot with a boss like this. I thought it would be fun but somehow this feels like an end game boss for an arc of a novel. Speaking of novels, I should make it a rare drop since it's rare to find a good novel.

Well, we can't erase her anyhow... I should just deal with what's gonna come later. I bet there won't be many since she's kind of turned into a statue near the lake for now.

Wait! your fishing pole!

Shoot! Talk about lack of respect! Hmph!

I will make her fish, no, make her addicted to fishing soon! Give me time!

Now, for the more important part, the creatures. Should I just buy dragons and fill in random areas or mix it up? Buying all dragons until max sounds lazy so let's not do that. Just half of the size so we're just half lazy.

And... Poof!

Two land dragons and one water and lava. Wait... why did I pick lava? Building volcanoes sounds a hassle... I wonder if I can just purchase a custom set up for a lava dragon. Let me check.

hmmm... uh huh... Not here... Wait? I can build a fortress? That sounds freaking amazing! Let's build four fortresses for each and fill it with lightning rabbits! It will be like G of thrones! Holy guacamole! So that's our theme for the first floor! War! War! War!

Ok, let's get to it! The biggest of the fortress! Bought! The grandest of Gates! How about crests? Should I make one? Nah, let's stop before we get sued.

It's rabbit time! 500 for you! 500! 500! 500!

Gahahaha this is so much fun. Wait where are they? Oh... they are lightning.

I didn't see the rabbits much but I know they are in their respective castles. Now let's suite the dragons their fortress before they start complaining. I hate complaints.

A fortress in the middle of a huge lake, a fortress surrounded by gushing magma and two fortresses surrounded by sharp rocks along the edges. Right... let's change it up so it won't look that I bought it twice.

Some decorations there, some greens here... Ahhh I have so much work to do just the first floor. I should just let randomizer do the work with floor 2. For now... Let's make it a little more comfortable for the challengers.

Just a little.

Iseli Kingdom(Isera is a typo. Which I should probably correct after publishing this.)

Minnie Iseli was the only daughter of the current king. With four brothers and no more sisters, Minnie loves to play like the boys. She likes horse riding, swordsmanship, and guitar. It seems weird for a girl but everyone else already accepted that the princess doesn't like dancing and sewing which normally being taught by nobles to their daughters. Well... she also has a gift of acting like a stone.

The king just left the throne room and the little girl finally pokes her head out of the curtains. Her smile would enchant any being with how pure it is and the glint of mischievous eyes would make anyone know she's trouble.

"The dungeon stopped?" the little princess said. "No wonder!"

"I wonder if I can get epic swords there?" she mused. "How about some gold and silvers?"

Minnie ran out of the room giggling while fantasizing the things the dungeon can offer. She learned about dungeons from her teachers and she always asks why their dungeon doesn't give epic loots. She always wonders why those teachers always gave her a wry smile while saying she will know it when she grows older.

"I should ask the second brother to go with me! He is powerful and can command the soldiers better than me so I think Daddy won't nag about it too much."

"Or maybe third brother? The last letter from him, he said he finally got S level from the adventurer's guild. Maybe it will be more fun with fewer people around?"

"I should ask Fourth brother! He cooks well and it will be more enjoyable if we can have amazing meals!"

"But First brother will be gloomy if I don't bring him with me... He knows politics and running the kingdom..." she paused as she seems thinking hard. "Yeah, he's useless for adventures."

"I can't bring two of them since Daddy won't allow it. First brother is a no go... Second is having his daily training with the soldiers and he won't be back so soon. I don't know where third brother is with his wanderlust. Fourth brother is with the royal chefs and buried with spices and cookbooks."

"Why is everybody busy or not available?" Minnie's face turned sour in annoyance and kicked the poor table along the halls.

"I'll get grounded if I leave alone and that would be dangerous too. Does Minnie behave for the time being?" the girl asked herself in wonder as if she can't believe what she's asking.

"How about Daddy accompany you?"

A voice sounded behind her.

"MOMMY GHOST!!!!!" Minnie screamed.

In a luxurious room, a stack of documents was piled neatly. A dashing young man in his mid 20's is going through the papers for laws, some charity authorization, permits, and some more diplomatic trades.

Out of nowhere, the young man sneezed.

"I feel like somebody is belittling me." The man shrugged. "I should finish this off and play with Minnie."

He sneezed again.

"I swear I'm gonna send them to the dungeon!"