Brooke believed she'd understood the tug-of-war between entities seeking to end or save humanity. She believed in the Vanguard, heroes granted immense power via contracts with the eldritch. She believed she would have no part in any of it. Above all, she believed in a path where she could return to a semblance of normality. She was wrong. Follow Brooke and Roosevelt's incomprehensible journey as they contend with forces beyond her understanding. And as she delves deeper into the abyss, she'll find new allies, horrifying phobias, and a healthy respect for anything with more than two mouths. Updates are once a week minimum, twice a week if the world is perfect, and up to four times a week if I manage to attract enough folks to my patreon that I don't need to worry so much about the job search. Any recommendations or critiques are welcome, I hope you enjoy Unfathomably Cute!  [Winner of the Writathon Challenge] Patreon Discord