Once upon a time, in our beautifully modern world there lived a charming young lad. Oh yes, dear reader, he was truly a magnimoniusly cynical existentialist of gentlemen who spent his time taking long walks on the white sands of a nearby beach with an ice cream cone in hand (lickidy lick). One day he upon a... wait that's not right, I think?... Let's start over shall we! He was a gentleman yes, in a sense, sorta... okay fine he was slightly unusual and a bit different from the rest. I mean he is kinda special... Due to certain circumstances, which you'll find out for yourself in a bit, he winds up... forget It, just read me already... Love ya [kiss]  Rex   DISCLAIMER: CONTAINS SCENES OF VIOLENCE, GORE, SEX, RACIAL PREDJUDICE (fantasy stuff mostly), MORE VIOLENCE AND OTHER FUN STUFF, YAY. So yeah...not really safe for work. Aren't you glad I warned ya? ? Read Me (Pretty Please)