Being The Dark Lord slaps, especially when that slap can heal. The Dark Lord was powerful, ruthless, and charismatic. She built an army of powerful and cunning generals to serve her conquest, conquer the world, and make all living beings bow to her overwhelming might. But she’s dead. So this is Toby, the current Dark Lord and a Healer. Toby is a turtle who survived goblins that tried to eat him, a worm that looked down on him, and a hawk that dropped him from the sky. That isn’t so bad. It’s not like Prophets and Heroes will come one after another to hunt him down. With a target on his shell, can Toby survive this new world? ----- What to expect: • MC is a turtle (temporary human form later) • A skills and items Shop System • LitRPG with few stat blocks • Silliness and seriousness • One love interest • Slow, slow burn with mechanics might be revealed through the story's progress. Or not, I'm evil like that *laugh like a maniac  • This is NOT a world where Skills are given like how grandpas and grannies give candies to children • People CAN do more than use their Skills in this world. Not everything must be a Skill Each chapter is around 2000~2500 words. Releases: 2 chapters/week - Monday and Friday