"Of course my avatar should be female, they have better armor models!" That was George's creed when playing games that allowed for character customization. Following his completion of a difficult achievement in a popular RPG, George receives a suspicious invitation to join a closed beta for an upcoming project. Against his better judgement he decides to register and starts playing with the character creator. Upon finalizing his character he finds himself whisked away into the world depicted by the game client. Forced to start over as an infant, and inhabiting the body of his created avatar, George now finds himself attracting the eyes of gods and nobles as he tries to navigate his NewLife(tm) and come to terms with the reality of their situation. Be advised that the story includes several dark themes as a facet of its world building and character development. Themes include Physical and Emotional abuse of children. Physical, Emotional, and Sexual abuse of adults. Graphic descriptions of torture. Racism and Sexism are also present. I as the author do not condone any of these actions in real life, and they are not portrayed as good things when they come up in the story. Daily updates until reaching parity with the Scribble Hub counterpart! Read ahead at: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/385749/tricked-into-a-new-life-god-must-be-screwing-with-me/ New chapters Monday at 11:00 AM UTC-7 Cover Art commissioned from Udaraindunil through their Fiverr gig