Josh Varg just got framed for stealing something he didn't know existed, his best friend got killed, and he just got cursed by gods that he also didn't know existed. Life kinda hates Josh right now. Luckily, the gods were Greek, and well, they messed up cursing him. AN: Full disclosure, I have no idea what I'm doing, I just sat down and wrote this. Don't expect alot of coherence. Story is Percy Jackson with the main character being a Zinogre from Monster Hunter.