They Shall Call Me EMPRESS (Cultivation Tales of an Isekai'ed Life Coach)
22 Chapters
Author:CLRobison
Status:hiatus
Synopsis
Meet Lynn Lee: yoga instructor, personal trainer, life coach, and smoothie enthusiast...
Not a mystical martial artist.
Lynn is nobody special, and yet she awakens to find herself in somebody else's body in a merciless medieval world of martial arts cultivators and superhuman muscle wizards. And, what's more, the quirky meditation technique she's been practicing for years somehow gives her an edge over most of the locals. The only question is... will Lynn survive long enough to take advantage of it?
They Shall Call Me EMPRESS is my quirky take on the cultivation novel, a story of a fitness enthusiast Cali girl transported into a realm of immortal warriors and trying to survive... and maybe even thrive beyond her wildest imagination.
Chapter updates on Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday. Plus, sometimes I accidentally upload chapters on Tuesdays, which will either stand in for the Wednesday chapter or be a weekly bonus chapter. It is a mystery!
Please also check out my other novel, The Shadows Become Her
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Table of Contents
- 11. I Swear I've Never Been a Cannibal2024-11-13
- 22. Wrong Body? Wrong Era? Wrong Planet?2024-11-13
- 33. It's the Science That Was Wrong!2024-11-13
- 44. A Grave Disservice to Raw Sewage2024-11-13
- 55. Brave... in a Very Doomed and Foolish Sort of Way2024-11-13
- 66. Cycle of the Empowered Buddha2024-11-13
- 77. This Wasn't a Manga. I Am Not a Turtle.2024-11-13
- 88. Everybody Thinks I'm a Crap Cultivator2024-11-13
- 99. Bad Romance with the Impressionable Girl2024-11-13
- 1010. I Accidentally Drugged Our Hosts?2024-11-13
- 1111. Dragonfruit Mango Mint Cultivator Smoothie Included2024-11-13
- 1212. Taking a Mulligan2024-11-13
- 1313. A Big, Ghostly Finger2024-11-13
- 1414. Hangry for Magical Energy2024-11-13
- 1515. If This Is Good Karma, You Can Keep It2024-11-13
- 1616. Blown Into the Bardo2024-11-13
- 17-New Patreon Announcement!-2024-11-13
- 1817. I Think the Medical Term is a 'Shart'2024-11-13
- 1918. Knock the Rest of the Teeth Right Out of His Face2024-11-13
- 2019. Dressed Like a Common Trollop2024-11-13
- 2120. Tempest of the Cold Heart2024-11-13
- 2221. It's In the Tabloids A Lot2024-11-13