Maggie cared jack about joining the world of wizards and witches. Day after day the newspapers came, and day after day it outlined some new nefarious psycho with magic tormenting kids and adults alike. Her parents were thrilled with the idea, however. If she accepted the offer they could finally retire and travel the country like they had always wanted. Well, have at it mom and dad. She’d take that tuition allowance and live her own life. A quiet life. In a small cottage by a thick forest. Where no evil wizards would ever bother to visit and she could live out her life in peace. Right?