Markus lost his wife and career, and now he’s struggling to maintain a basic existence. His highest hopes are for a burrito and a distracting sitcom. His financial needs lead him to take part as a paid test subject which leaves him having hallucinations. Markus is sucked into a portal with his cat Janie, only to find that she is a talking cat, and may have organized the entire event to get him to her reality. After using a stick turned light-saber to kill a dangerous wolf, earning himself a magical tattoo, Markus meets Ko’Akh, a Threxan dinosaur man, and begins his journey into a world of magicians and danger, he only hopes this new world has burritos!