Loran Log have accomplished a lot of deeds and the ladies swoon when they look at him. At least according to himself. Stuck in a bar in a foreign country the locals doesn't seem to be too interested to hear his stories, until he meets the bard Nigel, a man who can't return home until he learns how to who the ladies, and Loran is more than happy to help. In exchange for wine and for the promise that Nigel will write songs about him.  Humor, over the top and fair warning, contains a sex scene.