Synopsis
I had a simple plan:
Retire from mercenary work
Buy a peaceful farm
Grow some crops
Keep to myself
Never fight anything again
Instead, I got:
A magical delivery box that somehow turns vegetables into gold while I sleep
A close-knit community of friendly villagers
Daily challenges and surprises that keep me on my toes
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At least the vegetables are growing well, and I'm discovering that there's life after fighting and more to do after besides keeping to myself.