Barbara Jollymont did not fancy herself as a general, but now she has no choice. After a routine walk around Sunny Hill Retirement Home results in her defeating a crazed green monster, Barb must lead her platoon of Grandmas to victory against a Goblin Invasion. They've got magical gardening equipment as weaponry, but will that be enough to fight back the horde and take down the impenetrable dome locking them in, and the rest of the world out? Barb will find out, after she makes her cup of tea. This will be a short, fun story. Thinking around 10k to 12k words :) [Participant in the Royal Road Community Magazine Contest]Prompt: Goblins and Grandmas