The Sun Rock Incident was a product of wild misunderstandings between those involved over a planet with an incredible resource: solarium, or sun rocks as humans call them. It turns out, humans are so alien to aliens who have never even known of mammals that their minds try to make sense of them using the familiar; worsening an already bad situation. Content Warning: There is a sprinkling of cuss words in some of these entries and there may also be some material that sensitive people will not like. The humor got a little dark once I hit Part 2 and instead of deleting it, I decided to proceed with caution. I believe (or at least hope) that most people will be okay with it. Part 1 involves a certain race that has a strange and likely overwrought way of creating social and military ranking hierarchy. Each race updated its ship naming conventions when its people took to the stars. There a lot of names here but most of them for Kaytibid other than Moz'toe or Yohargay are just to give a sense of them having a crew and making it easier for the author to keep track of what is going on. Let me know if this was too much and if you have any tips for improving. Part 2 involves a human perspective on both the incident in Part 1 and events occurring before and after it. Part 3 involves an AI perspective on both the incident in Part 1 and events occurring before and after it.