"I have a dagger.
What about you?
My stabs will stagger.
It pierces too.
It's sharpness unchallenged.
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Slashing through.
It's weight unbalanced.
Like a dancing fool.
It can kill monsters.
Like a panting bull.
It's might bring wonders.
Makes my belly full.
It slaughtered tigers.
Their hide's like tofu.
I have a dagger.
What about you?"
-A nameless Rogue.
Note: This poem was written by a nameless Rogue 729 years ago, they later became a legend that everyone on their planet knew.
Comment: Chaotic Evil mind with a Chaotic Neutral heart, brilliant!