Once upon a time, in a planet that people could use magic and monsters roam the world, in holy empire of Esfanise, a young man with dashing face and blond hair was busy beating the shit out of some poor villain dude with the help of his harem.
“Do you think you can win aga...”
Before the villain could finish his sentence, the young man with blond hair land a splendid kick to his mouth and didn’t let him finish his sentence. After that he get up and while there was blood all over him, when the wind moved his hair he had a majestic aura around him. It didn’t takes long till his harem were all over him and trying to climb over him like he is a mountain that they should climbed with their life on the line. But, our story is not about them. It is about something else, something holy, pure, majestic and extremely important.
In another realm, were only gods live there, in goddess of light room's, a few gods from both side of darkness and light were gathered and watching a 60inch plasma TV, which was showing the young hero AKA protagonist beating the antagonist.
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“HAHAHAHAAHAA... I can’t take it anymore...”
After saying that, he starts laughing and rolling on the ground. Even thought what he was doing make whoever did it would looks like a fool, but he with his goddamn handsome face make it looks like a painting that the best painter in universe draws. But the fact that while he was rolling he made the carpet wet was pissing the goddess of light.
“STOP WETTING MY HOUSE YOU ROTTEN FISH.”
After saying that she jumped in the air and land with both of her feet on the ‘rotten fish’ which result in a splash that completely soaked the carpet.
“Don’t be mad Amera; admit it this is so funny that god of darkness, Lamborh’s mighty champion reduce to a cannon fodder. Lam your champion is freaking weak~ but I expect nothing else from a loser like you.”
After saying that he started to laugh again and this time all of other gods laugh at it too.
Lamborh, the god of darkness gets up and yelled.
“WATCH OUT, IM GOING TO FIND SOMEONE THAT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU.”
After saying that he ran out like the pathetic loser he was. And after he got out the other start to laugh again.
Yes, you guess it right; this is a story about the holy game between gods and a pathetic loser that can’t win.