Renjiro has only one goal in life: to extend his lifespan, which is currently at its lowest. Why? Because his life has become a series of increasingly disastrous situations. First, he has to live under the same roof as the daughter of the President of the United States, a princess who could spark an international crisis over a single mistake. Then, he’s constantly watched by special agents ready to act at the slightest slip-up. Between death threats, diplomatic crises, and the pressure of a life he never chose, Renjiro finds himself caught in a whirlwind of daily chaos where his only chance of survival is to play his role to perfection... and hope that America doesn’t kill him before he hits 80. --- Author’s Note: Unlike 70% of webnovels on Royal Road, this novel is a slice-of-life comedy without magic, supernatural powers, or epic battles. No parallel worlds or heroic quests here! What you’ll find is a zany daily life, dark humor, and more embarrassing situations than you can count. Buckle up, because Renjiro’s life is anything but peaceful.