May Birch meets Brendan on route 112 and after some shenanigans and psychosis, confesses she wants to be a Pokemon Nurse not a Pokemon Researcher like her father, Professor Birch. Brendan is an asshole. Featured characters are May Birch and Brendan. Supporting characters are Professor Birch, Flannery, Winona, and Roxanne. This may develop into a series (I do have one other chapter of Brendan is an Asshole—it's not that great), but I'm primarily focused on the Mage Hero (chapters to be released shortly).