Two living gods rule over America. Woodrow Brown prefers his gods dead. With the help of his best bud and amateur surgeon, Woodrow plans to become a god himself by attaching the best parts of Appalachia’s worst creatures to his own body. He will become the Patchwork God.  What to expect: OP villain Competent to OP MC Cryptids, guns, and magic Minor sci-fi elements (it’s set ~50 years in the future) Daily chapters starting 3/1