Crazy dumb guy becomes a lich, lichery, and other suchery ensues.—Malewicz—I had prepped for this, yes, prepped for the GREAT undying ritual. Yes, yes, I had acquired the TOME, the GREAT Mowysmierica. I had gathered ALL of the sacrifices needed, yes, for the ritual. I had HAD to kill brother, father, and the rest, but that was a SMALL price to pay. For I would become the first ARCH-ARCH-LICH! Yes, greater than Hesmir, greater than that first... petty Arch-Lich.—???—Malewicz is the young master of the North now, well, on account of having murdered his brothers and the rest of his family(it was, to him, totally justified however, you'll see). It's unlikely anyone is going to recognize his title though, as it wasn't exactly a secretive murdering. Especially unlikely, given he is preparing a dark ritual under the family tombs, according to the old book of power, the Mowysmierica. Well, something like that, anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I like it, 5.89/10.5 stars. Best web novel ever. Don't trust me though, as I wrote it.