After his untimely and humiliating demise from being flattened to death by a concrete ceiling while jerking off, Hank had the misfortune to be reincarnated as a dungeon core. Well, being reincarnated as a non-humanoid being with no legs and hands, not to mention being stuck into a gemstone without being able to move wasn't something that Hank categorized as fortunate. What was even worse, there were no such things as the internet or computer. This is a story about Hank, a young hot blooded man stuck in a prison known as a dungeon core, doing his best to quench his boredom and miserable life by entertaining himself with those that ventured into his domain while spreading the tools and the gospel of love in the process to the non-believers. Some people write me and said that I should write a synopsis for the novel and take it a little more seriously. So I decided to give it a try.