Lan Jin was brought into a new world because of faulty software. Instead of downloading a new browser as he intended, he got magically blown through a wormhole and into a part of reality so far away that even the laws of nature changed. What's more, he brought the internet with him!How will Lan Jin navigate this mysterious, new and fantastical world? Will he be swallowed up by cultivators and vicious beasts or will he somehow manage to bumble his way through life using a quick search of the internet? Welcome to a world where survival of the fittest is the only absolute law and everything else comes in second place. (AN: This is intended to be a longer story so some of tags may not be immediately relevant. In addition, while I will be avoiding actual sexual content there will be explicit nudity in the story and implicit sexual activity of a mature nature. Notice the Grimdark tag; if you don't want to hear about mature sexual content, you may want to avoid this story.) (P.S. I am in the process of looking for a good artist to commission a nice cover for my work. I had a short list, but the first artist fell through and the second one got banned from the service I was using for fraud. If anyone knows someone who can do xianxia artwork, please let me know. XD) (P.S.S. The photo I am currently using belongs to Joshua Ang on Unsplash and has received permission from the platform to be used here.)