A long time ago, a handful of magic seeds was tossed into the corner of a developing world; now the trees are tall and green, and delight in (very rudely) asking people to stay. Or: the adventures of bird boy and snake girl. (If I need to update my content warnings, please let me know. If you need individual trigger warnings, please PM me and I will get back to you within 24 hours. This is part of a bigger universe that I am working on, and is also a first draft.)