Great Schul, the god of misfortune is dead, and power will not be denied. With nowhere else to go the mantel of godhood settled upon his eldest daughter. Now at 85 years old, with cataracts in both eyes and not one but two bum knees, Nana Dismas is the new goddess of misfortune. Naturally, as a god, she deserves to live with the other gods on the holy mountain of Sommerdon. But moving house is hard at the best of times, doubly so when the gods don't really want you in the neighborhood.