Congratulations, you died.What would you do if you were offered a new lease on life, but at the expense at the lifestyle of an entire planet?This story seeks to explore that question. Strap in, get your croissants, and put on your blue-light glasses. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  Participant of the April Royal road Writeathon.  Writing prompt thanks to Justin over in the Dungeon Core fan group, systems and satire honorable mentions to TFD's Defiance of the Fall and saltywater's The Prince Has No Pants!