Veneziani, great Gentlemen; Padovani, great Doctors; Vicentini, cat-eaters; Veronesi... All Fools!Our Carlo, Herald of the Wonderful Veneto, belongs to the last category. For him, no glass is too full and no alcohol content is too high. Less than a Saint, but more than an Alcoholic; that's what a true Venetian is! Alcohol knows the Door. Alcohol is the Door. Alcohol is the Key and the Guardian of the Door. Past, Present and Future are one in Alcohol.[We inform the kind Customers that some chapters may contain Indirect Imprecations and Blasphemies. Others may be seasoned with Violent and Grotesque scenes. Read at your own risk, but always with a drink in your hand].