THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK WILL RESURRECT YO- Nah, kidding. ------ Three men founded the Empire - one now the Emperor, the other two war criminals. The lovely, merciful Emperor decides to grant his two friends mercy by means of 'sending their consciousness into another realm' using the latest scientific advancements made in the 22nd century. Of course, even though he says this is simply a new form of 'exile', it most likely will just result in death. The two men strapped to the chairs know this, but what they do not know is that the Emperor's weird little trick actually somehow ends up working. ------ (This is my first story here or posted anywhere, so I can not promise anything and all that jazz. I'm trying to keep it a mix between humor and some seriousness, but who knows how it'll end up? Have fun with it, and give me constructive feedback.)