Synopsis
It's an old story: Christmas - the holiday of magic and mayhem - is threatened, and only a small child, disgruntled office worker, or moulting gerbil can save it. And save it they do: the Malefic Forces are defeated, Santa is free to deliver his presents, and the magic of Christmas is restored.But what happens when the Forces assailing Christmas are fouler and more malignant than any mere Malefic Force, when the eyes of innocent children glimmer with a revolting light, the office workers howl their ennui at the stars, and the glabrous gerbil gibbers in the dark? When circumstances are abyssal in more ways than one, to whom will Santa turn? On whom can he depend?This is his story - the story of the abomination who saved Christmas.
[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge, November 2023]
Table of Contents
- 1Chapter One: Santa In Peril2024-11-13
- 2Chapter Two: And Then The Elves Arrived2024-11-13
- 3Chapter Three: As Santa Commands2024-11-13
- 4Chapter Four: How Many Miles To Babylon?2024-11-13
- 5Chapter Five: The City of Tombstones2024-11-13
- 6Chapter Six: Something Wicked This Way Comes2024-11-13
- 7Chapter Seven: The Villain Relates His Tragic Backstory2024-11-13
- 8Chapter Eight: If I Were A Rich Man...2024-11-13
- 9Chapter Nine: Death, or the Christmas Elf?2024-11-13
- 10Chapter Ten: Synergistic Energy Solutions2024-11-13
- 11Chapter Eleven: Into The Bowels Of The Beast2024-11-13
- 12Chapter Twelve: Demonic Boardrooms And Evil Mimosas2024-11-13
- 13Chapter Thirteen: We Do A Little Trolling2024-11-13
- 14Chapter Fourteen: They Lost Me In The Mail2024-11-13
- 15Chapter Fifteen: Meetings and Partings2024-11-13
- 16Interlude: Weapons Of Adorable Destruction2024-11-13
- 17Chapter Sixteen: Unconcealed Elves and Math on Mountains2024-11-13
- 18Chapter Seventeen: A Paranormal Night With Nobody's Society2024-11-13
- 19Chapter Eighteen: The Eater of Fates2024-11-13
- 20Chapter Nineteen: Only The Deadliest Of Allies...2024-11-13
- 21Chapter Twenty: Out To Choke The Light2024-11-13
- 22Chapter Twenty-One: The Author Kills A Main Character2024-11-13
- 23Chapter Twenty-Two: Jingle Bells2024-11-13
- 24Chapter Twenty-Three: The Wicked Rule The Night2024-11-13
- 25Chapter Twenty-Four: AARGH Healthcare2024-11-13
- 26Chapter Twenty-Five: The Three Billy Goats Metaphysical2024-11-13
- 27Chapter Twenty-Six: Illuminations2024-11-13
- 28Interlude: Cinderella2024-11-13
- 29Chapter Twenty-Seven: Let The Bad Guys Monologue2024-11-13
- 30Chapter Twenty-Eight: I Do Believe In Fairies2024-11-13
- 31Chapter Twenty-Nine: Chimes In The Snow2024-11-13
- 32Chapter Thirty: It Was Not The Night Before Christmas2024-11-13
- 33Chapter Thirty-One: In Vents And Through Sewers2024-11-13
- 34Chapter Thirty-Two: Oi, Do You Got A License For That?2024-11-13
- 35Chapter Thirty-Three: Happy Thanksgiving2024-11-13
- 36Chapter Thirty-Four: DUN DUN DUN DUN2024-11-13
- 37Chapter Thirty-Five: Qi-Drunk Boing Boing2024-11-13
- 38Chapter Thirty-Six: Militant Lactose Intolerancism2024-11-13
- 39Chapter Thirty-Seven: All About Sandra Boynton (And Explosions)2024-11-13
- 40Chapter Thirty-Eight: A Unicorn Is A Terrible Thing To Misplace...2024-11-13
- 41Chapter Thirty-Nine: Evil Is An Exact Science2024-11-13
- 42Interlude Three: The Great Wyrm2024-11-13
- 43Chapter Forty: Nobody Stops A Symphony Orchestra2024-11-13
- 44Chapter Forty-One: Blood, Blood For The Blood Altar2024-11-13
- 45Chapter Forty-Two: The Boing, Boing, Boing of Funfire2024-11-13
- 46Chapter Forty-Three: Santa's Elf Plays The Nutcracker2024-11-13
- 47Chapter Forty-Four: The Night Parade Continues2024-11-13
- 48Chapter Forty-Five: Hyakki Yagyo, Concluded2024-11-13
- 49Chapter Forty-Six: The Bad Guy Wins2024-11-13
- 50Chapter Forty-Seven: The Rain2024-11-13
- 51Announcement2024-11-13