Two humans die! They get to meet some guy in Sales (up in discount heaven which is for when you’re not quite holy enough for heaven but lived a life, obviously), having paid for a premium package with their full existence. Apparently, they get to exist in a brand-new form, in an alternate universe! ...as dungeon cores, that is. The only thing that could make it worse is that they got some really bad names. At least they’re together forever (unless they die again -then they’re toast)! This story is a collaboration with RoyalRoad user Majestic Double Potabro.