Ellen goes from being a flight attendant to being mistaken for the devil herself. It all starts locked in a dungeon, a place to meet the best sorts of people, where she saves the life of a psycho cultivator. She never figures out if he’s a hero or a villain, but he’s certainly good at killing people. He takes a shine to her and teaches her how to cultivate to defend herself. But he’s busy trying to kill his cousins, so Ellen’s cultivation takes some unexpected turns. She becomes a pyromaniac and starts abusing geometry. Eventually, she steals some hellfire, because it’s not hot enough until you melt the walls. Hopefully, the demons won’t miss it. This story is a slow burn romance between a workaholic and someone who’s dense as a brick. There is a good helping of magic, violence, and sarcasm to keep it interesting along the way. Posts MWF.