The Dao of Florida; perhaps the Universe’s most dangerous Path toward Enlightenment. After dying horrifically making the game-saving tackle for his beloved Florida Gators, Riley awakens in the world of Xianxia bullshit. With only the vague memories of his little brother's rants on the world of Cultivation and armed with an ungodly amount of Floridian genius/idiocy, Riley takes his first steps down the path of Cultivation with the vague hope of one day making it back home to Earth in time for the SEC Championship game.  Yet before he defies the Heavans and submits the world of Xianxia beneath his well-worn camo Crocs, Riley just wants a goddamn beer. Updates as fast as I can write, which is pretty damn fast.