Characters:

Kalus - Skeleton - Emperor

Randall Zilof- Male Dark Elf - Empire Secretary and representant of Dark Elves

Johana Raskar - Female Human - representative of Humans

Tranquil Quill - Female Tabaxi - representative of Tabaxis

Dur - Male Orc - representative of Orcs

Daimon - Male Tiefling - representative of Demonfolk

*Chatting*

Kalus: Sillence! Okay you pack of numbskulls! It’s time to start the reunion! Mr.Secretary, what is the first Subject?

Randall: It seems that humans are having difficulties providing supplies. My sources say that it all started when we made alliances with feline-folk. It’s possible to assume that the relations between humans and Tabaxis are somehow delaying the delivery. 

Kalus: What is happening with those humans? Representative Johana, how can you explain this?

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Johana: Lord Kalus, I can only say that my people are... curious just as much as the Tabaxis. We are having various meetings among our villages to welcome our new companions. It's been a short time since we were introduced to each other. I personally think this will only bring a better work environment, since our people are getting acquainted with each other.

Quill: If i may speak, Ms.Johana is right, My people feel the same way. The tales and histories shared in our meetings and parties are very precious for us. It has been a wonderful time!

Johana: Thank you Ms.Quill, it’s been a pleasure to be with your people! Your curiosity and histories are very entertaining for mine

Kalus: Very well, but you still have to deliver the supplies to our troops! Those starving baboons have to eat! And if socialization is the problem why doesn’t it happened when we received the Orcs as allies?

Johana: Our relationship with the orcs is... different, they don’t seem to be interested in our culture and we aren’t interested in their ways but it isn’t enmity, our relations are good commercially and socially but just… distant.

Dur: She is right, humans are fragile, we can work with them but we won’t relate. Personally I feel like I could break them with no effort. It might be dangerous for them to have relations with us. Nevertheless some of my people and theirs still have good relationships. By fragile i didn’t mean any offense, Ms.Johana!

Johana: None taken! We appreciate the tools and weapons your forges provide, we’re very grateful.

Kalus: I think this matter is solved then! Just be sure the supplies are delivered by the end of the month

Johana: It will be assured my lord

Kalus: Okay what is the next subject Mr.Randall?

Randall: It has been reported a large number of pregnancies amongst humans and Tabaxis. It is speculated that these.. “Meetings'' may be the cause. The numbers almost exceed the amount when the demon nations allied with us. If I may add my own thoughts, Humans sure are… sociable folk…

*uncomfortable silence*

Kalus(angrily): YOU HORNY SIMIANS!!!