Hello my name is steve, Steve Mallard. Now you're probably thinking something along the lines of "Steve Mallard? What kind of crappy name is that?" Well it's my name and I too think that it's a crappy name. But its what im stuck with so...yea.......what? you want to know what my story is about? Oh well why didn't you say so earlier?.....because i was telling you about my crappy name? I dont recall doing something like that...well whatever lets get to the story shall we? (please forgive me for any and all trash i toss into this story because it's my first time actually writing a story)   Essentially my story is about me, and my ever so comfortable descent into madness.