Calavera of Argentum does not want to marry a man her father has deemed her husband-to-be, no matter how much her brother says it will help her grow up. So, she decides she has but one recourse left: getting kidnapped! Wait, what? In a world of secrets and sorcery, Calavera finds herself entangled within a spiral of malicious plots, chaotic rescues, and a constant, never-ending demand for answers she knows not. What are the Caves of Belawain, and why is everyone looking for them? Why is everyone looking for her? [(A Failed) Participant in the Royal Road Writathon Challenge 2024]