A secret city connects all others. From Paris to Singapore and from New York to Sydney, this labyrinth of blinding light and eerie shadow links us all -- and it's run by mobster dinosaurs, greaser aliens, and vampire pirate clowns. Darvin Meeks, a nobody from nowhere, has fallen ass-backwards into this infinite grid of dense infrastructure and smog, and needs to figure out how he got here so he can get out. Along the way, he finds himself involved in turf wars, blood feuds, cage fights, and more. How will he survive? Who will he side with? Will he ever make it back home? Join Darvin as he lives these Tales From the Infinite Metropolis!