In a world where everyone’s playing to win, Colt’s betting everything on the one thing he knows best—how to con the system. Colt's life is a mind-numbing loop of paperwork and small talk. A dead-end banking job is slowly driving him mad—until he literally dies. After an untimely neck-breaking accident, Colt wakes up in a new world, and for the first time in years, he’s excited. The catch? He’s stuck in a brutal tutorial, fighting for his afterlife, with one shot to survive. Naturally, Colt’s all in. But then the system hits him with the real kicker: his class? [Grifter]. No combat skills. No power-ups. And the system? Barely functional. If Colt wants to level up, he’ll have to steal—skills, loot, even lives. It’s a class he swore off long ago, but now he has no choice. Surrounded by players with all the power and weapons he lacks, Colt will have to outsmart, out-swindle, and out-survive them all.  … What to expect: * Lots of Stealing, Killing, and of course, Grifting; * MC with a Humor; * Fast Paced Progression; * A mix of Reasonable and Unhinged Characters; * Magic and lots of Fighting; Schedule: 3 long chapters a week, or so I hope.