I led a rather tragic life on Earth, stuck in a dead end job with no friends and a family that abandoned me. I died alone from a heart attack, but a divine being informed me I would be reincarnated in a new world with mystical powers. I can't wait! Wait, what's happening to me? Why is everything going dark once more? Help! System Eater is a lighthearted cultivation novel inspired by classic xianxia stories, centred around an ordinary young cultivator who finds himself the target of many divine plots that seem to only serve to bring him to ever greater heights. Is there no obstacle our hero cannot overcome? Read on to find out... What to Expect? -The system is an important part of the story, but doesn't consume every chapter-MC is powerful but will often face tough challenges that he must struggle to overcome-Occasional romantic subplots between various characters (no explicit scenes)-Classical cultivation mechanics with fairly rapid progression-Daily chapters of 2,000+ words Note to readers: Incredible cover art drawn by yours truly in paint.net