The gentle breeze blows and the greenery flourishes as the majestic and grand JiLe Temple stands quietly on the mountainside, overlooking the vast earth like a benevolent elder.
The square in front of the temple is packed with people, and there are constant sounds of laughter and chatter. It seems that some young ladies and gentlemen have come out to play, making the JiLe Temple even more lively!
There is a large stage set up in front of the temple square, where several lively young ladies and gentlemen are chatting and greeting each other. They look like true gentlemen and ladies, but their confident eyes reveal their underlying pride!
Numerous students stand below the stage, gazing at the elegant ladies with admiration, scrutinizing their every move and whispering to each other. They have a wolf-like desire in their eyes, but when the ladies look down at them, the students quickly put on a righteous and high-minded appearance, pretending to read poems and play music with their folding fans.
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Chen Bing stands on the edge of the square, chewing on a twig with a silly smile on his face. If he could describe his current mood in one word, it would be "awesome!" He has been transported back to the Yan Dynasty for over ten days now, and he cannot help but recall his past life. As a codebreaker for the country's intelligence agency, he spent five years deciphering codes from Chinese and world history, philosophy, mathematics, and even erotic novels. Although his efforts yielded remarkable results, such as cracking more than 100 B-grade codes, 30 A+ grade codes, and the top-secret codes of five important hostile countries, as well as analyzing the intelligence of five countries with 95% accuracy, he nearly exhausted himself in the process.
Nonetheless, his genius talent was undeniable. He accomplished half of the intelligence agency's codebreaking work alone, a feat unparalleled in history. But to decipher the codes, he had pushed himself to the brink of insanity. With no other option, he jumped out of a window and miraculously ended up here, in this place!
Although he was unfamiliar with the local customs and knew nothing about the local culture, and although he no longer had the encouragement of the nights with Aoi Sora and Muto Ran, he felt free and happy like a horse galloping in the mountains and birds entering the forest, enjoying the joy of freedom to the fullest. When he was hungry, he would steal some steamed buns to eat, and when he was thirsty, he would drink water from a well. If he was tired, he would find a bridge to sleep under. He had suffered a lot in his childhood, so this was nothing to him! However, after more than ten days of suffering, he had gained some knowledge of the customs and habits of this dynasty.
Although he didn't eat well or sleep well, he was in a good mood, and his appetite was good. Under the sun, his originally pale face showed a healthy complexion, with a high nose, sharp eyebrows, and bright eyes!
Unfortunately, he wore a coarse short shirt, with oil stains on his chest and several colorful patches on his butt. The patches were patched again and again, and he wore a pair of broken cloth shoes with toes exposed in front and heels exposed in the back. In addition, his silly and mysterious smile made him look like a reincarnation of Ji Gong! Compared with the silk and satin costumes of those elegant and talented men, he was really shabby and completely different from the rich young masters. His short bangs were also completely different from theirs, and he couldn't even tie a headband. He was completely out of place in this environment.
When these miss spring prostitutes on the square saw his unique dress and silly smile, they immediately filtered him out.
"This person is so annoying. Am I going to let this ugly monster admire me? Besides, even if he admires my beauty, why does he have to show such a sad face?" One big dinosaur said disdainfully.
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"Don't pay attention to him, miss. You are so beautiful, outstanding and incomparable. That gentleman over there looks up to you like a mountain and wants to eat swan meat like a toad, so he shows a sad face!" A maid flattered.
"Ah, I really can't stand those jealous looks! It's not my fault that I'm beautiful. Oh my god, do I have to disfigure myself?" The big dinosaur said tragically and mournfully.
The master and servant exchanged a few words and then turned their affectionate eyes towards the dashing young men on the stage.
"You're nothing compared to Feng Jie, you big dinosaur who attracts attention wherever you go like a monster. How dare you be so picky and blow your own trumpet! You'll end up making a fool of yourself! With your appearance, you'd be better off getting plastic surgery!" Chen Bing snorted coldly, and lowered his head to adjust his shabby clothes. Unfortunately, this outfit was the result of a life-and-death struggle with a beggar!
Suddenly, there was a burst of firecrackers, and the young men and women in the audience cheered and shouted, startling him. The huge couplets hanging on the two pillars on either side of the stage slowly opened.
The top couplet read: "To win the country, you must rely on this chess game. You must know that Guan Sheng wins or loses."
The bottom couplet read: "You can go anywhere in the world, but you must still think about the gains and losses step by step!"
The horizontal inscribed board in the middle read: "Chess Rules the World." The font was powerful and vigorous, like a towering pine tree!
It turned out to be a chess tournament! Chen Bing murmured to himself, amazed that there was chess in this era! It was quite a coincidence, as he had been passionate about playing chess in his youth and would play a few games with some other old monsters at the State Security Bureau when he had nothing else to do. He couldn't help but show a silly smile!
Suddenly, there were three more bursts of firecrackers, and a handsome young man and a beautiful full-figured young woman jumped onto the stage from behind, with the man exuding confidence and the woman exuding elegance, both walking slowly towards the center with a smile.
Suddenly, the young men and women in the audience rushed towards the stage like a tide, waving and shouting incessantly, their voices as pleasant as singing birds! The scene was so big that it put those Hong Kong and Taiwan singers and Japanese actresses to shame!
"Quick, look, it's Hangzhou's number one talented man, Shitou Chou!"
"Shi Gongzi, I love you!"
"I want to be your eighteenth concubine."
A group of girls screamed hoarsely.
Oh, he's very popular, it turns out he's an idol. Chen Bing shook his head and smiled. He didn't like men, and with his six years of being trapped, he was already as steady as Mount Tai. He stayed away from this kind of fanatical behavior, lest he be turned into pulp!
"But who is that seductive beauty next to me? With her ample bosom and plump buttocks, and a figure that curves in all the right places! As she walks, her two white and tender arms catch people's attention, and her large buns on her chest sway gently, seemingly about to burst out and make one dizzy!" Chen Bing mumbled to himself, feeling his heart fluttering.
"Ignorant!" a rough voice answered him.
Chen Bing turned his head in the direction of the voice and saw a chubby man of average height, dressed in fine silk and satin, sweating profusely and frantically waving a paper fan. Under the bright sun, his fat, satin, sweat, and fan formed a unique and humorous scene.
Chen Bing couldn't help but chuckle - what a fat and robust pig!
"May I ask, sir, who is that beautiful lady on stage?" he asked.
"How do you know my surname is Zhu? Do you know me?" the chubby man squinted his small eyes and asked, revealing a shrewd light!
Damn, what a coincidence, he actually surnamed Zhu, and Chen Bing was at a loss for words. He quickly flattered him, saying, "Well, sir, with your jade-like lips and vermilion face, adorned with red jade and fine jade, and your extravagant attire, it's only natural that you would be named Zhu." Chen Bing had been in many situations before and knew how to flatter people, even if it made him feel nauseous inside.
Upon hearing this, the chubby man's face lit up and he said, "You, young man, are dressed like a beggar, and you look like a nobody, yet you have such profound insights. You have truly won my heart, truly won my heart!" He waved his hand and said, "Xiao Liuzi, give him a reward."
A reluctant servant in coarse blue cloth next to him took out ten taels of silver and handed it to Chen Bing. He cursed the chubby man's ancestors in his heart, thinking, "I've been serving you day and night, and you haven't given me a single penny. This beggar-like kid just flattered you, and you reward him with silver. It's unfair!"