Cade Cool Conyak is the Chosen One, but his mission isn't to save the world—it's to save stories. Plunged into a surreal journey through tropes and clichés, Cade must prevent romances from devolving into melodrama, stop villains from monologuing themselves to death, thwart prophecies that always come true, confront overpowered farm boys, convince brooding antiheroes to go to therapy, navigate the awkward horror of becoming the protagonist in a reverse harem novel, and much, much more. It’s a job only an average guy with no idea what he’s doing could possibly survive whilst perhaps learning a lesson or two as the main characters always do.