Radish is an Explorer. Built by her Creators, she is tasked with one simple purpose: Explore. Armed with an adaptable nature, a head full of useful Programs, her infinite Book of Starlight, any writing utensil she can beg, borrow, or make herself, her bigger-on-the-inside Satchel, and the quasi-real starship that forms the greater part of herself, she is hardly a danger to anyone. When she crash-lands on desolate Valdon V-III, the third moon of the star Valdon's fifth world, she has to repair her ship... and without help it could take her a while. But how long is too long, when time is no coin to you? And... what constitutes help when the natives are still banging rocks together? A rambling, light-hearted, and lewd adventure story! Rest assured - this is going to get weird.