From Dortmund to Liverpool, it’s red and yellow like Dustheads. Klopp is Basquiat and his teams are famed for their high energy. Of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be when they are high off angel dust?! Angel dust is a classic drug, as classic a street drug as Dortmund vs Bayern is a classic match. And so is Liverpool vs Manchester City. Thats Red vs Blue, Red and Blue like R&B. Rice versus Beans will never make gyūdon and that's a shame like a world without Japan. That means no samurai and no samurai means no [Robert Houston’s] Shogun Assassin and no Shogun Assassin means no Liquid Swords and no Liquid Swords means no one can heat those liquid swords to gas words. Gus Fring’s words...

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PS: I prefer The Cousins, fuck Walter White. That said...