"Every retired spaceball coach keeps in their head the roster of their dream team. Hand-picked players who by themselves may not be stars but put together will give opposing teams a serious case of the willies. I think I’m alone, though, in the idea that I’ll find my quarterback in the form of a sex robot named Kissy Kissy." - Rick Stern --- Disgraced spaceball coach Rick Stern is getting another shot at the title. He thinks it'll go better than the last time, when he was banned for life. He has no idea. It's way worse. --- Expect new chapters once a week.