Becoming a slime is hard!Slimes are the lowest low on the monster food chain, but Vanna Milton is determined to change those odds. Equipped with years of survival, Army and engineering training (as well as fantasy, gaming and otaku trivia) this slimegirl finds herself in a world appearing hostile at first, but the deeper she goes the sooner she'll find out what kind of Hell she is trapped in. Follow Vanna as this tiny blob gets into far larger problems than she could ever predict.Survival, after all, isn't only about food. Its about avoiding getting eaten.   The release schedule is currently whenever I finish a chapter. It could be a week, it could be tomorrow. I currently work two jobs and until writing pays the bills, this is the best I can offer. So until I get some significant chapters stored up here I will beg for your patience. Thank you.While I am working on other stories, this story will contain most of my pop-culture, movie, Japanese and fantasy genre references. If you don't get a reference, I encourage readers to ask questions in the comments so everyone can be enlightened and join in my madness. I will also be letting my political opinions creep into the story when we get to later chapters. If you disagree with me politically I would ask you to be curtious in your comments and keep your discourse civil.This story will contain some few chapters of explicit, sexual material, each chapter clearly marked when they arrive and I will overall not have much of a filter for my deviant mind in the body of the work as a whole. And while it will contain the occasional scenes of Trauma and Gore, those will hopefully be few and far between.All and all, I hope you enjoy!