Do you feel like the state of the world is slowly driving you mad? Nothing makes sense, everyone's acting stupid, everything is falling apart and everyone in charge is an infinity moron? Shazza Picker feels that way. So, she ups and slays herself a dragon. Shazza Slays a Dragon is a twisted fantasy polemic inspired by the cost of living crisis, violence against women, the threat of a Trump presidency and the hopelessness of being a millennial staring down the death of the human dream - home ownership - all crammed into a seriously wild tale about a woman named Shazza who one day wakes up and decides to slay herself a dragon. It's a Where's Wally of why is the world whack?!? (Hint: you're in it, and so is that thing you hate). It's got dragons (obvs.). It's got songs (sure, why not?). It's got a ceaseless stream of obscenities and more f-bombs than the latest Deadpool. It is totally not safe for human consumption, yet I offer this battered sin for your pleasure. Originally published for members of www.Ca.dance