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Chapter 29: Deepest Desire - Ep. 5, V

Chapter 29: Deepest Desire - Ep. 5, V

I gave a warm smile while staring at the forest before me, the countless demons already swarming around me once more.

“Feel free to open your eyes now. Lead the party straight to the right no matter what. That’s where the real exit is.” Just to get out those words, I had to dig my nails straight into the soft flesh on my shoulder.

Two seals were protecting the cave: the Seal of Imprisonment and the Seal of Isolation. Although typically used as grueling punishment, here they would prevent anyone from entering or leaving the cave, ensuring my party’s safety.

Seals were complicated—they could be broken by an overwhelming amount of spiritual power, or if they were weak enough, just by repeatedly trying to bypass them. The stronger the user and the more power invested, the more powerful the seal.

Of course, my reviews and ratings were garbage—go figure. I couldn't hold much spiritual energy if I did get any, but the pollen circulating in my blood sufficed.

It wouldn’t be long before my party broke free, but the pollen coating the forest would dissipate by then, and I’d hopefully have resolved the rest of the situation.

“Ready, Zhige?” I croaked softly while watching the blade’s bright red eye swiveling in frantic circular motions.

With a deep inhale, my breath steadied for just a moment before I lunged forward, screaming at the figures.

“Doesn’t this one have so much personality?” One teased, side stepping me before extending out his arms, and they shot out in twisting roots.

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My sword pierced straight through where its heart would be before twisted the blade in its body and swung it up toward the sky, splitting it in half.

Letting out a brutal shriek, the demonic man seemed to quickly shift forms, taking on the appearance of Yang.

My entire body was trembling with the excitement of finally being able to attack and kill something, but at the sudden morphing in appearance, I froze, my eyes widening.

“I-it hurts,” Yang pleaded, reaching out a trembling and gentle hand. “P-please, it hurts. It hurts.”

His delicate hand reached up, brushing my hair off my forehead and away from my eyes.

I pulled back slightly, my back straightening, and the demon immediately took advantage of my weakness. It let out a shrill cackle, completely exuberated, before roots burst out from the ground and grabbed onto my legs, pulling me down.

“Gah!”

The contact was enough for me to collapse on the ground, wheezing.

“Z-Zhige!” I gasped, my eyes squeezed shut as I held myself back.

Flying from my grasp, Zhige easily cut me out before stabbing through the demon’s head, pinning him against a tree. It tried to retake the form of Yang once more, but Zhige slashed the demon into small pieces before it dissolved into ash.

“So her taste is the young man from her group, huh?”

“Ah, he’s kind of frail isn’t he?”

“If you don’t want him, I’ll take him.”

“Stop jumping to conclusions, you tramp!”

“Who the fuck are you calling a tramp?!”

Freed from the demon’s roots, I jumped back onto my feet and reached for Zhige, turning back to the dozens of demons in front of me.

I groaned as I trembled before lunging forward once more.

The bell flowers fell down from the canopy and attempted to bite me, but with a quick swoop, I managed to slice their stems and cause them to fall onto the ground with a loud thud.

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They continued to writhe, however, and small rows of teeth slowly inched toward me. Their movement resembled an awkward snake’s—they slid and bounced on the ground like water droplets on a hot pan.

Raising my foot in the air, I stomped down repeatedly on the flowers, smearing them on the ground.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

With a delighted sigh, I maniacally squished them under my foot before dragging them across the soil floor, no longer paying any mind to the pollen that still floated all over the forest ground.

My arm was completely gored at this point, skinned and mutilated, and it hung limply at my side. Still, I forced my way forward and continued to attack the demons.

“Please don’t hurt us!” A slithering root wrapped around my ankle.

“Come on, beautiful, why are you being so difficult?” Another gripped onto my wrist.

“We promise that whatever pain you’re feeling right now, we can make all of that stop.”

“Don’t you want to feel good?” One trailed up the small of my back.

I gritted my teeth, letting out another shout before another fiery wave ripped through me, causing me to collapse on the ground.

“Fuck all of you, god damnit! I’ll tear every single one of you out of the ground, one by one!” By now, I was virtually blind, my vision clouded by a blurry and trembling red sheen.

My hand felt the ground in a futile attempt to grab onto Zhige, but the blade had already returned to the fight and continued to slash, gore, and mutilate the demons.

I was writhing in pain on the ground, curled up into a ball as I hissed through my teeth, gripping tightly onto my abdomen. This was by far the worst pain I had ever experienced in my life, and I was going to completely break apart soon.

I wouldn’t need to be seduced to be convinced into giving up—the mere thought of any potential relief was enough for me to contemplate that.

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Hell Fire Lighter purchased.

Since this was a demonic swamp, an ordinary flame wouldn’t be able to wipe out the demons—even if one were to possess a powerful, undying flame, hardly anything would combust in such a marshy, wet landscape.

However, with the abundance of pollen littering the ground and air in a gold sheen, the forest would practically burn down in a beautiful flurry of red flames. That being said, what I had told Yang earlier was true.

The plant’s combustion would release wildly toxic gas into the air, and not even a pigeon's lung could defend against it. I tucked the light beneath my body as I continued to fight against the riveting pain.

“Aww, look how flushed she is!”

“Oh, but can you imagine how the rest of her friends would look?”

“You’re so right! This one is kind of ugly, but it’s alright.”

“Ha ha ha!”

“Careful, you’re making her even more angry!”

Zhige was wildly fighting against all the demons now, barely in control of its own movements. The pollen clearly affected the demonic weapon’s sensibility, and it was beginning to get bogged down behind a web of thick, ever growing vines.

One of the female demonic figures slunk over toward me before squatting on the ground before me, pouting. “You’re having a hard day, huh?”

She reached out a blossoming hand and brushed it against my ear, still pouting and cocking her head like a curious puppy.

“Give up yet?”

Turning away from her, I clicked on the edge of the lighter and kept it close to my side, sending a small blue flame bursting up, the edges tinted a soft orange and red. Hell fire would burn for far longer than a regular flame and had no concern for such a situation.

By now, my entire arm was a dripping mess of tainted, iridescent blood and pulled flesh. The moment I dropped this lighter, it was practically a death sentence for me.

The cave was in the clear, though, and I supposed that’s all that mattered. The pollen hadn’t spread that far, and if they did escape, they could make it out of the forest. I was sure of it.

“Zhige, stop” I called the blade back, shakily peeking over my shoulder and staring at the creature before me. The demon was now sporting Yang’s appearance, and more red flowers bloomed from his lean and bare chest.

Zhige was coated in the vile remains of demonic spiritual energy, but it still trembled with lust for more. The weapon was truly horrific—no wonder the karmic powers had such a strong initial reaction.

The demon’s eyes widened in shock, halting after raising a pointed arm to attack me. Its figure was still one identical to Yang’s, but my vision was quickly failing, so I couldn’t make out any of its figure other than those orange eyes.

“Is that… hell fire?”

I smirked, sitting up and letting the lighter fall onto the cushioned pollen surrounding me.

“Go fuck yourself.”

At once, a horrific flame burst into life before my eyes, scorching me and the demons as they let out vile, desperate shrieks.