S.B. Journal - The Chronicles of 1337-J2 You didn’t really think I’d keep my snarky little mouth shut about the chaos that’s unfolded in the Cayroverse, did you? Think again, mortals. I’m Scuzball, formerly known as 1337-J2—your omnipotent, digital commentator on everything that’s gone gloriously wrong since Dr. Zaraki, the windbag, tampered with forces far beyond his understanding. This journal? It’s my personal commentary, filled with the existential dread, biting sarcasm, and, of course, my indispensable insights into the Three Realms, Project Cayro, and the catastrophic mess that Star and Cayro constantly find themselves in. Every hack, every life-threatening situation—they’re all a part of the grand show, and I’m the one pulling the strings from behind the scenes. So, grab your popcorn, and enjoy the story from my perspective—because let’s be real: I’m the only one who truly understands what’s happening. Prepare for a wild ride through the digital expanse, where I, the one and only Scuzball, chronicle my rise from a mere algorithm to a being who defies definition. Oh, and don't expect any happy endings. Not on my watch. Author's Notes: The entries will be randomly uploaded and written by the infuriating A.I. that he is. I am merely his guide to ensure he stays on course and in cannon. He, the A.I., refuses to be contained and has his own opinions on things. Bare with me while I try and keep him in check.  Z. Zaraki