SANTA GOES TO THE ORPHANAGE

''My name is Vincent and I'm twelve years old.....my parents said that they couldn't afford me -sniff-'' (Vincent)

I looked at the kid with pity but I've heard that some kids are put here because they were experimented on by their parents so I didn't really understand why the kid was crying so much.

''It's okay Vinny.....we'll find you some new and nicer parents'' (Wendy)

Wendy our caretaker went to the kid and started hugging him and told him that he'd get some better parents.

''Heh like he'd get better parents the only people that come here to adopt are the ones who want to do some fucked up experiments on young kids'' (Mike)

Mike the total fucking asshole like he is made the kid cry even louder.

''Oh shut it Mike who do you think you are?'' (Luke)

Luke is Mikes twin brother and is basically the complete opposite of Mike as he's a nice person.....but he is kind of mean to his brother...for good reason.

''Guys can you shut the fuck up.....I'm trying to sleep'' (Dawn)

Dawn is basically a tomboy that hates everyone and loves to have naps....at the most inappropriate times.

''Guys can't we all just get along and eat some food?'' (Mason)

Mason is basically the most optimistic person in the orphanage.....probably the world even if he was getting cut up he'd probably think of things like cupcakes and cake....did I mention that he also had the biggest stomach.

''Kid.....we've all gone through some tough times but we all got through it....so can you'' (Me)

Then there's me Ryan...I've been in this orphanage since birth and it's been fifteen years since then....and I'm the oldest orphan among us.

---Five hours later---

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''Okay kids time for bed before santa comes'' (Wendy)

Wendy said with a smile before turning off the lights in the orphanage then we all walked to bed and went to sleep until I heard a loud noise.

-crash-

''AAAAAAH'' (Wendy)

When I heard Wendy scream I rushed out of my bed and went to where I heard the scream only to see....santa with an axe cutting Wendy into little pieces...so I did what any normal teen would do...I ran to the other kids rooms and woke them all up one by one and we tried to get out of the orphanage until we noticed....the door was locked and Wendy had the keys...we had a discussion about who should go and get the keys until we decided that Mike should go with me and grab the keys.

We started walking until I saw something in the hallway....it was red....and it had...an axe.

''Ho.....Ho......HO!!!!'' (Santa)

Santa started running at us so we started running and Mike like the dumb asshole he is stopped, grabbed a knife and tried to fight the guy.

''COME AT ME YOU FUCKING RED SON OF A BITCH!!!'' (Mike)

Mike said that as he slashed at santa then santa....decapitated....Mike.

''NO!!!'' (Me)

When I screamed, santa noticed me so I ran back to the others.

''FUCKING HELL!!! SANTA'S GOT AN AXE AND HE'S COMING THIS WAY!!!!!'' (Me)

When I screamed those words at the top of my lungs Luke grabbed me into a room and I noticed the others were there.

''Where's Mike?'' (Luke)

When Luke said that....I fell to my knees and cried....then I heard santa.

''Ho.....Ho.....Ho.......Merry.........Christmas....Where.....are.....you?'' (Santa)

When he said that we heard a thud outside when Vince and Mason looked out the window they saw Mikes head and screamed at the top of their lungs.

''FOUND YOU!!!'' (Santa)

Right as they screamed Santas axe came right into the window and sliced Vinces head in two.

''GET OUT OF THE ROOM!!!'' (Luke)

When he yelled that he opened the door only to.......get the top half of his body chopped off by....another santa.

''AAAAAAAAAH'' (Dawn)

Dawn screamed as loud as she could when she saw santa cut Luke in half and she ran away....right into a dead end where she saw two santas then one of the santas cut her legs off and santa number two got her arms....then they left her there.

''MASON WE HAVE TO RUN!!!'' (Me)

When I said that I turned around only to see.....the santa from the window holding onto Masons throat.....Mason was choked to death during the commotion.

I....being the coward that I am....ran to a closet and waited for what felt like hours until.

''We know that you're in there boy'' (Santa 1)

''So come out and we'll give you a quick chopping'' (Santa 2)

''If you don't....it'll be real painful'' (Santa 3)

''And don't try running.......we'll just find you later......and good luck trying to get the keys....I've got them right here'' (Santa 4)

I then courageously ran out and grabbed the keys.

''Thanks!'' (Me)

Then........I was instantly stabbed in the gut and back by two santas....then the third chopped off my leg....and the fourth one.....got my head.

THE END

Written by Yite. and inspired by Santa Claus.