When mixing newly integrated planets together, one should always make sure to check for any slightly deranged, germophobic embodiments of Chaos older than time itself before proceeding… If you’re unlucky enough to be in such a situation, it might just decide to set up shop… When some piece of shit startup calling itself the ‘system’ woke Salam up from its quadrillion-year nap, it was a little peeved at first… But after realising that after all this time someone had finally been able to conquer the multiverse, it was ecstatic! Finally, it could use its power to unleash utter mayhem, and someone else would have to deal with the consequences! And thus, after being transported to a newly integrated coagulation of Planets, it decided to… set up shop. After all, what could spread Chaos quicker than a bunch of confused weaklings with unrestrained access to items and abilities above their comprehension? Of course, Salem would still require a fee, he was a shopkeep now, Afterall. What’s even better is that the growth of said planet is being streamed to a bunch of high and mighty Gods who Salam would get a kick out of confusing. “Now, who’s gonna be my first customer”, Salam questioned, the unholy orbs of flame comprising its eyes glowing ever brighter.