In which our resident pink-headed Kunoichi finds herself stuck with a very different "Inner Sakura". Bipolar and multiple personality disorder? Sounds like normal neurotypical Shinobi shenanigans to Kakashi and the rest of the village, after all, being normal is overrated and all the truly exceptional Jonins were a little crazy. It was pretty much a requirement at this point. Naruto is confused, mostly at the mixed signals of his crush, but when is he not? Sasuke isn't quite sure what to make of his female teammate and her seemingly drastic changes in behavior. He decided that this required more observation, preferably from a distance. In other words, shut up and get out of the way. And Sakura? She was almost tempted to pull her pink hair out at the mess her other self was making of their lives. Kyoka doesn't feel the same. She thinks that a decade of sitting in the back seat watching herself dicking around was quite long enough, especially since Sakura almost got them both killed in Wave. It's time she asserted herself more and get to have a little fun of her own, it's only fair after all. Maybe she'll even be nice and see if the Uchiha wanted to train together sometimes. She doubted it, but at least she could say she tried.   Well since I had so much fun with the first Naruto fanfic I made I thought this would be fun to do.