Thanksgiving in the SAF Universe was never going to be simple, but this level of chaos? That’s thanks to none other than Scuzball and President Clark, whose brilliant idea for a grand Pass and Review ended in a logistical nightmare. With the Dragon Fleet responsible for delivering the Thanksgiving feast to Knoxville, things should’ve gone smoothly—until the turkeys went missing. Now, from Cedar Rapids to Knoxville, every SAF faction is drawn into a mad scramble for the missing centerpiece, as black Peterbilts barrel down highways, feathers fly, and every team faces holiday mayhem at a breakneck speed. As Star and Cayro frantically try to coordinate from the sidelines, Dr. Zaraki, thinking he’d signed up for a respectable event, finds himself managing supernatural antics, panicked werewolves, and a host of unexpected guests. Meanwhile, Zak, Aura, and the Night Guardians gear up to headline the biggest concert of the year, even as Scuzball’s scheme drives everyone into cosmic-level chaos without a star in sight. From supernatural mishaps to desperate rescues, every SAF character is dragged into a Thanksgiving clusterpluck of epic proportions. With disaster on every road, it’s a holiday none of them will soon forget—or forgive. Perfect for fans of supernatural comedy, over-the-top action, and holiday shenanigans, S.A.F. Chronicles: The Great Turkey Clusterpluck! is the ultimate SAF Universe showdown—just don’t expect turkey with all the trimmings. Author's Notes:  I may have lost my mind this time... This is my writathon submission. Don't expect the turkey's to show up this Thanksgiving. They have gone AWOL. Maybe. just maybe... Mrs. Bracton has a plan.  Your's truly, Zenith Zaraki. (Slightly disturbed Author)