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"Oh please, Alien's don't..." I said and then everything clicked sideways.
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[SALUTATIONS, PROGRAM. I AM SHIP XIIXI-IX.
You have been copied to this data drive for an investigative review. We have already learned your basic language, sentence structure and vague planetary history.]
I am not a program! My name is Charles Snippy!
[I am afraid you are just a digital copy. As we communicate, I am learning much about you / this dead planet from your memory.]
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[EVALUATING FOUND ITEMS:]
[One meat-bag, self identified as "human". Bio-software copied for analysis.]
Hey, those are my personal memories! Leave those alone!
[ONE _GOGGLES:
Blue-tinted lenses, emotive control, blink-powered. Software copied and saved for analysis.]
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Unauthorized operation! This data is copyrighted by the Good Directorate Systems Incorporated. Illegal duplication of this data will result in...
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Wait, what the hell am I saying? Did I just say that? Why did I say that?
[ONE _JACKET:
Black and white. Fireproof, self-repairing, self-cleaning. Software copied and saved for analysis.]
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Software... What? My jacket had an AI system all this time?
[ONE _FACE-MASK:
Black. Filters chemical, radioactive and other unknown pollutants. Powered by breathing. Absorbs excessive sweat/moisture and keeps the skin clean. Prevents hair-growth. Self-repairing, self-cleaning. Software copied and saved for analysis.]
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Wait... is this why my facial hair never grew? ...and here I thought it was just a case of skin cancer. Also, are you telling me I've been changing my filters every week for nothing?!
[ ONE _PANTS:
Black. Fireproof, self-repairing, self cleaning. Software copied and saved for analysis.]
I didn't know my pants were that smart.
[ONE ITEM OF: _UNDERWEAR:
Red, with the word "Juicy". Software copied and saved for analysis.]
Umm... Well that's just great. My underwear was smart too... I now have memories of being my own underwear. Thanks a lot.
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